There Can Be Only One Control Panel

Customer: how do I view my receipts?

Tech: You’ll need to log into your control panel and go to [Billing section].

Customer: I’m there, but I don’t see [Billing Section]. It says classic view, should I click that?

Tech: Yeah, click on that and see what happens.

Customer: Still not seeing it…

Tech: So you went to [companysite.com] and logged into the control panel?

Customer oh, no, I went to my computers control panel. I need to log into [company] to see my receipts?

Weaving Unrelated Dreams

Customer: Hello, I made a website by using GW, but i don’t know how to upload it to the [company].

Tech: I am sorry but I am not familiar with GW, is there a publishing option?

Customer: GW means Gymwaver, sorry I’m not sure the spelling.
Customer: it is a tool to create a website.

Tech: Do you mean DreamWeaver?
Customer: yes

Hidden Ninja Configuration Files

Tech: what file is the database configuration file?

Customer: User: [username]
Customer: Database: [database]

Tech: what file in the file structure is the database configuration file?

Customer: php

Tech: what file are you putting these settings into?

Customer: /www

Tech: I am not familiar with your configuration settings, or the program you are using, where is the database configuration file?

Customer admin folder

Tech: what is it named?

Customer: prestashop

Tech: there is no admin folder

Customer: /www in the folder

Like Pulling (SMTP) Nails With Teeth

Customer: I just wanna ask why is it that my email sending using smtp is ERROR Connection is REFUSE? Please help me solve this case.
Customer: and sometimes the error is NO SUCH ADDRESS

Tech: what settings are you using form SMTP ?

Customer: yes! SMTP

Tech: yes, what settings are you using for SMTP?

Customer: for SMTP

Tech: do you need settings for SMTP? I can help you troubleshoot the current settings

Customer: yes for smtp

lubomir: [1:45:21 PM] I just wanna ask why is it that my email sending using smtp is ERROR Connection is REFUSE? Please help me solve this case.
[1:47:09 PM] and sometimes the error is NO SUCH ADDRESS
Kelcey: [1:48:47 PM] what settings are you using form SMTP ?
lubomir: [1:49:12 PM] yes! SMTP
Kelcey: [1:50:36 PM] yes, what settings are you using for SMTP?
lubomir: [1:51:30 PM] for SMTP
Kelcey: [1:52:20 PM] do you need settings for SMTP? I can help you troubleshoot the current settings
lubomir: [1:53:44 PM] yes for smtp

Thanks For Nothing

Customer: THE PORT 27 NOT FUNSIONA WITH THIS INTERNET… WHICH I HAVE PORTS AVAILABLE TO USE

Tech: you can use port 26 for SMTP

Customer: VERY WELL, DIFFERENT ALGUN MORE
Customer: VERY WELL, ANOTHER

Tech: I am having trouble understanding, can you please be more specific, or explain that in a different way?

Customer: BESIDES THE PORT 26 THAT DIFFERENT I CAN USE

Tech: 25
Tech: is this for SMTP?

Customer: THANK YOU VERY MUCH….
Customer: THANK YOU VERY MUCH….