Q: Hi, I’m having trouble contacting my developer, can you contact him for me?
A: What inspired you to think that I would somehow know 1) Who you are, 2) Who your developer is, and most importantly… How did you know I had access to everyone’s contact information in the whole world? … Hold on a minute while I take a break to contact my lawyer about a ‘package’ that may need investigation and/or disposal of.
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With that done. Definitely, yes! I can contact your developer! Please send me your credit card number, security code, full name and date of birth and I’ll get right on that!